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By Kartikeya in Wickked! - On

If you live in Mumbai and read the Mumbai Mirror then the title should be self sufficient for you. If not, first you slap yourself and curse your luck, then read on.

So MM has this column called 'Ask the sexpert' where the distressed ask their questions( related to sex in some way, generally that is) and Dr Mahinder Watsa answers them. First of all, I think it's a really great column and very helpful for people. Nothing better than free advice.

But then it wouldn't be so comfortably normal if you combine sex and India. The amount of weird, funny, shocking questions that come the doc's way is not even funny.

And the best part : The doc has a great sense of humor.

Here's a small compilation of the weirdest, funniest questions asked on this column. Oh and if this compilation gets popular and all, who knows, we might just do an encore too.

Enough now.... read and laugh!

 

After having sex four times a day, I feel weak the next day. For about five minutes, my vision goes blank and I can’t see anything properly. Please help.

What do you expect? Shouts of hurray and I am a champion all over town?

 

Is it safe if penis is kept in the vagina when sleeping?

Usually when the penis returns to flaccid state, it will slide out of the vagina. Even if does not, be rest assured the vagina will not have it for breakfast.

 

My neighbour’s two-year-old boy often plays his foreskin and gets an erection. He moves his foreskin like an expert and even exhibits his manhood to others. Is it normal for a small child to do such strange things? To my knowledge, boys come to that stage only after puberty. Will this behaviour harm his future sex life? Will he be least interested in sex when he grows up?

Children do this right from birth for self pleasure and sometimes just to be naughty. Just ignore him. 

 

 

 

 

 

Kartikeya

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